I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
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I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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