glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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