he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
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There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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