My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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