Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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