Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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