Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
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I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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