Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
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There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
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He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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