I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
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Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
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