Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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