why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
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I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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