My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
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In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
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How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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