He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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