Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
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today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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