He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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