I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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