last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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