This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
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if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
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Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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