she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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