If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
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After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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