Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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