im about as happy as oj after his trial
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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