she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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