You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
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Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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