He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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Actions speak louder than pants.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
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Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
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I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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