I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
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That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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