he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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