maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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