...so i touched it.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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