I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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