Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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