I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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