Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
it glows. i had to have it.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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