pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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