I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I need a burrito and a hug.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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