Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
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My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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