honey bunches of taint.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
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Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
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falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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