Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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