YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
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Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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