Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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