How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
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what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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