You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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