Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
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You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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