Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
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There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
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and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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