his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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