so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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