Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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