I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
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Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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