i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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