Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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