Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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