My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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