We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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