she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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