Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
